completelycrazy: thank you for coming to my ted talk (chat • in this essay i will)
Dr. Newton Geiszler ([personal profile] completelycrazy) wrote in [personal profile] scrapcap 2019-06-04 10:23 pm (UTC)

[Two facts and a falsehood. He almost shoots beer out his nose. Holy shit. Who even is this woman?]

My dad named me after an amphibian, I've never met my mom, and I died trying to save the world.

[He rattles them off without thinking, but, hm, regrets. Whatever. It's fine.]

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